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Very Funny Sardar and Santa Banta Jokes Sms Collection

Today i am posting these cool funny jokes on Boss and Sardar, Doctor and Patient, Santa Banta Jokes. You can read them and ENJOY…

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

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Sarkari Nai(Govt. Barber) asks about Kala Dhan to Congress Politicians

Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibbal se poochha – Saab ye Swiss bank wala kya lafda hai ?
Kapil Sibbal shouted – Abey tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai ?
Nai ( Barber)- Sorry saab aise hi poochh liya.
Agle din Pranab Mukerji se bal Kaat-ke waqt poojha – Saab ye kala dhan kya hota hai ?
Pranab shouted – Tum humse ye sawaal q poochha ?
Nai – Sorry saab bas aise hi poochha liya.
Next day CBI interrogated the Nai – Are u an agent of Baba Ramdev ?
Nai – Nahi saab ji.
CBI – Kya tum Anna k agent ho ?
Nai – Nahi saab ji.
CBI – To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu k sawaal q karte ho ?
Naayi – Saab na jane q Swiss bank aur kale dhan k naam par in Congress wale ke baal khade ho jate hain aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai isliye poochhta rehta hoon.