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Your Boss and You – Some Funny and True Statements

The following are true when you are talking with your boss. What do you say about the following statements.

When you take a long time to complete a work then your boss says you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human and humans make mistakes. Ha ha

When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.

When you please your boss, you’re ares-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ‘s because he’s overworked.

So what do you say about the above statements. I am sure the same was told by your boss now or before. Have fun and share the article with your friends.

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10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss or in Any Job

In your career you will inevitably come to say some dumb or regrettable things to your boss. The following list of such things is by no means exhaustive, but if you can avoid saying them then you can achieve more in your career and your professional persona will get good hike.

1. Never say It’s not my Job or It’s not my fault.
2. Never behave as if you know everything or you got all the talent.
3. Don’t be Unsocial – Say hi/good morning to everyone each day and try to interact them while breakfast or lunch.

4. Don’t go on vacations immediately after joining.

5. Don’t get involved in surfing the Social Networking Sites.
6. Never get indulged with office Gossips.
7. Don’t lie about a mistake done by you.

8. Avoid saying I instead of We.
9. That isn’t in my job description.
10. I don’t get paid enough for this.
So this was the list of Top 10 things that you should avoid saying and doing in office. If you have some more to say then you can share it here via comments section below.

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Six Ways to Reduce Stress at Office/College

According to the American Psychological Association, stress can result in headache, muscle tension, muscle pain, chest pain, fatigue, upset stomach, insomnia, anxiety, restlessness, lack of motivation, lack of focus, irritability, depression, eating problems, addiction and more.

As you’re going through the motions of life, remember the reasons why we work so hard – for me, it’s to provide for my family a happy and healthy home filled with love. But focusing all of our energy on work and not life creates an imbalance – a disharmony. We can’t keep living to work – we need to start working to live.

Here are some simple easy to use tips that we all can follow to get rid of the useless unwanted stress of our life.
1) Look to nature

Gazing at trees (through a window works) will lower your anxiety at any time.

Tokyo Medical University

2) Delegate

Pass on non-essential tasks before you feel stressed. After, it’s tougher to relinquish control.

Dr Michael Kahn, psychologist


3) Share the news

Take time out by the water cooler. Gossip has been proven to reduce anxiety and promote bonding.

University of Michigan
4) Higher consciousness

Use noise-cancelling headphones to block out the most common cause of work stress.

The Franklin Institute

5) Volunteer
The positive effects of helping others include thoroughly disengaging from work worries.

University of Konstanz, Germany
6) Arrive late

Work flexi-time. Independence is better at beating stress than shorter hours.

University of Arkansas

 

Five Ways to Reduce College Stress

1. Stop Studying: Take a break.
2. Give Your Mind a Break: Remember to breathe.
3. Make a List: Crossing things off a list has its own stress-reducing reward.
4. Get Your Zzz’s: The lack of sleep makes it harder to kick stress to the curb.
5. Don’t Cram (Food, that is)

 

Tips to overcome Normal Stress
1.Smile even you don’t feel smile.
2.Don’t be alone , talk to your close friends about your problems.
3.Watch Mr.Bean (any comedy shows you want ).
4.Avoid sensitive news from TV, Papers.
5.Start writing any topics about something you know very well.
6.Drink water as much you can and have a good walk till 15 minutes.

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Simple Questions to Ask a Girl on first Meeting

If you are going to meet her then i don’t think you will keep silent all the time. There must be some questions that you want to ask her. So here is a list of few useful things that you should remember while meeting for the first time or while talking her for the first time.
Here are some basic questions that you could ask the girl on your first meeting. The fear of being rejected by the girl or having to reject the girl drives all men crazy. You may even have practiced conversing with the girl you are about to meet over and over again in your imagination. Most men having gone through this process.

First of all whatever you ask, you should ask in a polite way and the way you ask questions does not show some purpose. It should be a formal meeting or call.

1. Hope this place is comfortable for you?

2. So what do you do?

3. What are your likes or dislikes?

4. What kind of books you read and what are your hobbies.

5. Do you like to cook?

6. How many people are there in your family and what they all do.

7. What do you think about a girl working or do you like me working after marriage.

8. Do you want to work in Government sector or me to try the same.

9. What are your interesting hobbies and do you like traveling.

10. Which kind of movies you like.

11. What are the must have qualities you are looking for in your spouse.

12. Do u like children and what are the things that makes you smile a lot.

13. Will you love me unconditionally through the good and the bad?

14. Do you trust me with your life.

15. What makes you so sure I’m the one you want to spend your life with?

16. What does marriage signify to you?

17. What are your future plans in this job or for future.

18. And of course you need to be sure your bride is actually ready to get married.

Apart from above simple questions you can ask about the following as well.

Children, Money Matters, Medical History, Love and warmth, Intimacy, Listen and Hear, Spirituality and Religion, Family Issues, Distance management, Husband’s Responsibility, Wife’s Responsibilities, Future plans, Holidaying, Baby Care, Love for Kids, Beliefs, Words of Love, Dishonesty, Honeymoon Ideas, Priorities, Movies and Fun, Exercise and many more…

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Questions to Ask to the Groom on First Meeting or Before Marriage

If you are a girl who is about to meet your life partner for the very first time then this article will be very helpful for you. I am writing this post because my close friend is searching for her soul mate and when she got a call from him, she was surprised and she don’t know what she should ask him on the first call.

If you are going to meet him then i don’t think you will keep silent all the time. There must be some questions that you want to ask him. So here is a list of few useful things that you should remember asking while meeting for the first time or while talking him first time.


First of all whatever you ask, you should ask in a polite way and the way you ask questions does not show some purpose. It should be a formal meeting or call.

1. How many people are there in your family and what they all do.

2. What do you think about a girl working or do you like me working after marriage.

3. Do you want to work in Government sector or me to try the same.

4. What are your interesting hobbies and do you like traveling.

5. Which kind of movies you like.

6. What are the must have qualities you are looking for in your spouse.

7. Do u like children and what are the things that makes you smile a lot.

8. Will you love me unconditionally through the good and the bad?

9. Do you trust me with your life.

10. What makes you so sure I’m the one you want to spend your life with?

11. What does marriage signify to you?

12. What are your future plans in this job or for future.

13. And of course you need to be sure your Groom is actually ready to get married.

What not to say in the first meeting.
– Do not discuss past relationships, neither about any of you.
– Do not ask talk to him about money matters.
– Don’t try to be overly romantic, praise him but don’t go overboard.
– Do not say anything negative about his looks or dressing sense, save your suggestions for next meeting.
– Do not make fun of him in any way, you are allowed to crack jokes only they should not be directed at him.

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Comparison between Marriage, Education and Men/Women

Comparison between Marriage, Education and Men/Women

A blissful married life requires 2 loving and devoted people. If you are getting married in coming weeks/months then this post is the best source for your personal evolution. Read what are the factors are useful for happy married life. Education and Salary is a well known things. But does these two things must be in Men and Women as well.


Marriage, Education and Men
Even the male gender is not spared from this agony. Even young men are coached to earn good salaries so that they become independent. Being independent is a very desirable trait but only a few know the hidden motive behind it. Young men are trained to become the sole breadwinners, even if their wives earn. It is an unwritten rule for most Indian men to consider their wives’ incomes as off-limits. Taking even a paisa from one’s wife is treated as a taboo by many men. So, if guys want to get married, then they better have very good salaries.


Marriage, Education and Women
Elders say that a good pay package depends upon our college degree. But there are so many people who have earned billions without getting proper college degrees. Since, this is not an option for regular people like us; we have to strive for higher education. It is often drilled into our heads that if we do not get a decent degree, we will not get married. It is even observed in India that girls are compelled to get a college degree only to get a suitable husband, preferably rich. It might sound cruel but this is a cold fact.