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Entertainment Hollywood Movies

Dead Snow Norwegian Movie 2009

I watched movie Dead Snow yesterday night. And it was nice and i liked the story. The film is based on a story of Nazi Zombies.
Dead Snow (Norwegian: Død snø) is a 2009 Norwegian horror film directed by Tommy Wirkola. Vegard hears a moan behind him blindly swinging his torch hitting a Zombie.

Dead Snow (Norwegian) is a 2009 Norwegian horror film directed by Tommy Wirkola, starring Charlotte Frogner, Stig Frode Henriksen, Bjørn Sundquist, Ane Dahl Torp and Jenny Skavlan.

Watch the video of movie
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEQwEmeWnyI

Story
Several friends take to the mountains and shack-up in the wilderness of back-of-beyond to enjoy a little R & R together, their peace is soon interrupted by a mysterious old man, warning them of a local curse that during the German occupation of the local area that these Nazi invaders were brutal and harsh in their methods of control. Telling of the legend of the villager’s revolt that drove them up into the cold, dark mountains where they perished, that is until rumor of their return in the form of zombies, evil Nazi zombies.
Read about the movie at imdb.com
Release date(s) 9 January 2009
Running time 90 minutes
Country Norway
Language Norwegian
Box office $1,984,662

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Entertainment Jokes

Very Funny Sardar and Santa Banta Jokes Sms Collection

Today i am posting these cool funny jokes on Boss and Sardar, Doctor and Patient, Santa Banta Jokes. You can read them and ENJOY…

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

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Entertainment

Best Places to Celebrate the New year 2012

Goa:

Goa, the beautiful state located on the western coast of India is the perfect place where you will find a blend of traditional and modern aspects of life. Goa has many places of tourist attractions in its cities like Vasco de Gama, Mapusa, Margao, Panaji and Dona Paula.

Thailand :

Thailand

Thailand is the one of the world most favorite traveling destination. We consider Thailand a safe place for tourists to travel. Tourism is a major economic factor in the Kingdom of Thailand.

London :

London

Since London is a big city and tourist destination there are many places for someone to stay during their trip. The city of Manchester is the second most visited city in England after London.

Las Vegas :

Las VegasOne popular tourist attraction of Las Vegas is the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef. The Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay has almost 2 million gallons of water. The 4th Dimension Virtual Game Center in Las Vegas is a good spot.

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Celebrities Entertainment Hollywood Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga poses For Formula One New Delhi

US pop star Lady Gaga poses for photographers at the beginning of a press conference at a local hotel in New Delhi on October 28, 2011. Lady Gaga will perform at a Formula One after-party as part of India’s debut on the F1 circuit.

US pop star Lady Gaga sips from a cup as she attends a press conference at a local hotel in New Delhi on October 28, 2011.

US pop star Lady Gaga wears the national Indian colors in her dyed hair.

US pop star Lady Gaga is focused on by photographers.

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Entertainment Things i like

FORMULA 1 AIRTEL GRAND PRIX OF INDIA NEW DELHI

Formula One racing comes to India and I think Formula One in India will be a great success. India will host its first Formula 1 Grand Prix on October 30, 2011.

Details of Formula 1 Racing Track

Race Date: 30 Oct 2011
Circuit Name: Buddh International Circuit
Number of Laps: 60
Circuit Length: 5.125 km
Race Distance: 307.249 km


This is the map of the Formula 1 Circuit that is build in Noida- India
Formula One India 2011 Girls
The new Force India F1 Car

I hope you liked the information posted by me. Have fun Cheers

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Entertainment Hindi Music Lyrics Hindi Songs Songs Things i like

Jaana suno hum tum pe marte hain – Khamoshi Song Lyrics

Jaana suno hum tum pe marte hain
Tumse mohabbat karte hain
Chaahat meri haseen koi gunaah hai nahin
Ye jo mohabbat hai
Yehi to ibaadat hai
To phir aao pyaar mein jalayein dil
Jalke bujh na paayein dil
Hai apni manzil yahin pe
Aa ab kahin na ja
Tum kahin bhi jaao yahin pe hai aana
Ki dil ka dil hai thikaana

Jaana suno hum tum pe marte hain
Tumse mohabbat karte hain

Aao kuchh asie milein hum tumse
Ki aaj khuda bhi hasn pade humpe
Milein hum milein hum
Tumse tumse
Ki Khuda khuda
Bhi hans de hans de
To phir aao pyaar mein jalayein dil
Jalke bujh na paayein dil
Hai apni manzil yahin pe
Aa ab kahin na ja
Tum kahin bhi jaao yahin pe hai aana
Ki dil ka dil hai thikaana

Jaana suno hum tum pe marte hain
Tumse mohabbat karte hain

Ek duje mein hum yoon kho jayein
Main hoon ki tum khud dhoondh na payein
Do badan do badan
Yoon mile yoon mile
Ki pata ki pata
Na chale na chale
To phir aao pyaar mein jalayein dil
Jalke bujh na paayein dil
Jalke bujh na paayein dil
Pyaar mein jalayein dil
Jalke bujh na paayein dil

Jaana suno hum tum pe marte hain
Tumse mohabbat karte hain