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Very Funny Sardar and Santa Banta Jokes Sms Collection

Today i am posting these cool funny jokes on Boss and Sardar, Doctor and Patient, Santa Banta Jokes. You can read them and ENJOY…

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated…drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

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Google Google Maps MySql PHP phpMyAdmin Programming Languages

How to store Longitude/Latitude, from Google Maps in MySql?

If you are confused about the field type of longitude/latitude in the database tables and you are thinking about decimal or float then use the best way defined below.

In MySQL or SQL Server, we can save it as FLOAT( 10, 6 ) NOT NULL

This is the recommendation from google itself: https://developers.google.com/maps/articles/phpsqlajax

CREATE TABLE `markers` (
`id` INT NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT PRIMARY KEY ,
`name` VARCHAR( 60 ) NOT NULL ,
`address` VARCHAR( 80 ) NOT NULL ,
`lat` FLOAT( 10, 6 ) NOT NULL ,
`lng` FLOAT( 10, 6 ) NOT NULL ,
`type` VARCHAR( 30 ) NOT NULL
) ENGINE = MYISAM ;

If you are using phpmyadmin then you can save the latitude and longitude shown below.

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Git Linux Server PHP

Basic Git commands and use of these commands

Once you have installed git on your local computer then you have to go to the folder where git is installed.
To go to the folder you can write the following
pwd
cd c:/xampp/htdocs/
git branch

If you are using Git Public Repository then you must be aware about the following basic commands of Git.
Here is a small list of basic Git commands.

git push origin :BN – remove/delete branch from git server/repository

git stash – if there are conflicts and you want to avoid those conflicts

(git add filename) in which u resolved conflict then (git commit -a -m “resolved conflict while making design changes by nilesh”) then git push origin Dev and see your changes

git merge commit_id (to commit the changes in the branch that you are in now)

git reset – -hard (Reset current HEAD to the specified state)

git reset – -hard origin/master (if you are in master branch and git pull showing some conflicts then you can use this command to reset the master)

git branch -D BN – to delete a branch (you must be in other branch(i.e master or IndexFlowVaseem) to delete this branch)

git fetch origin BN:BN – to pull branch data from git

pwd – to see current working directory

git branch MyNewBranch – to create a new branch

git checkout master – to work in master branch or to switch master branch

git pull origin branchname – to get the github.com data on your local computer or git pull origin Dev

git pull origin Dev – a new branch named as Dev will be created with the code from git

git status – to see the changes in your branch and in github.com branch

git commit filepath_name1 filepath_name2 -m “your comment” – to commit the changes you have made

git push origin MyBranch – to upload your data to git branch

git add filename1 filename2 – to add new files in git

git log – to see the commit in the current branch

rm filename1 filename2 – to delete files

The most commonly used git commands are:
add–Add file contents to the index
bisect–Find by binary search the change that introduced a bug
branch–List, create, or delete branches
checkout–Checkout a branch or paths to the working tree
clone–Clone a repository into a new directory
commit–Record changes to the repository
diff–Show changes between commits, commit and working tree, etc
grep–Print lines matching a pattern
init–Create an empty git repository or reinitialize an existing one
log–Show commit logs
merge–Join two or more development histories together
mv–Move or rename a file, a directory, or a symlink
pull–Fetch from and merge with another repository or a local branch
push–Update remote refs along with associated objects
rebase–Forward-port local commits to the updated upstream head
rm–Remove files from the working tree and from the index
show–Show various types of objects
tag–Create, list, delete or verify a tag object signed with GPG

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Git Programming Languages

How to get Git Commit Id

If you are a programmer or developer then you must heard about the Git.
Git is a free & open source, distributed version control system designed to handle everything from small to very large projects with speed and efficiency.

You must If you are working with Git and you want to make changes in the code. Then after making those changes you will need a commit id to make those changes Live.

Please follow the following procedure to get a Git commit id.

cd /c/xampp/xampp/htdocs/lazy-load-release/
git checkout master    (to go to master branch)
git pull origin master (this will copy all the data from git to your computer)
git branch NewBranch (this will create a new branch with data of master branch)
git checkout NewBranch (To switch to your branch and then Put your files or work in lazy-load-release(name of folder may be differ) folder)
git status (you will see the list fo files that just been changed)
git commit filename1 filename1 -m “author_commit”
git push origin NewBranch (if you are in the same branch NewBranch) or git push origin NewBranch:NewBranch (if you are not in the same branch)
git log (copy the commit id)

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Bill Gates Blogging Carlos Slim Explore the Knowledge Mark Zuckerberg News Success Successful People Warren Buffett

Mark Zuckerberg is Now World’s Richest

Zuckerberg is Now World’s Richest and Top 5 Richest People in the World

“Mark Zuckerberg is already a rich man. The most recent tally of the world’s wealthiest people by Forbes magazine put the Facebook founder’s net worth at $13.5 billion in 2011, ranking him 52nd in the world. Now Mr. Zuckerberg is set to become considerably richer. His 28.4 percent stake in Facebook could see his fortune rise to as much as $28.4 billion, assuming that Facebook’s recently announced share offering is valued at $199 billion. That would place him ninth in the last year’s rankings. But what may be cost remarkable is Zuckerberg’s youth. At 27, he is the youngest of the plutocrats by a considerable margin. In the top 100, only Larry page and Sergey Brin, the co-founders of Google, are also under 40. Indeed, adjusted for years of age, Mr. Zuckerberg will be the richest man in the world,” as stated by ‘The Economist Online’.

The top 5 people who made their name in this list are as follows:

1. Mark Zuckerberg: Mark Elliot Zuckerberg is an American Computer Programmer and Internet Entrepreneur who has co-created the social networking site, Facebook. He co-founded Facebook in 2004 along with his Harvard classmates Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, and Chris Hughes. He is also the Chief Executive of the same. After the success of Facebook, he dropped out from Harvard University.
He is tagged as the ‘Person of the Year’ by Time’s Magazine in 2010. Forbes has listed him as the ninth powerful people in the world, and ranked him as 52nd Forbes Billionaires. His personal wealth is $17.5 billion as estimated in 2011. With this wealth in the age of 27, he is the world’s youngest billionaires.

2. Carlos Slim: Slim is a Mexican businessman and philanthropist, who is the Chairman and CEO of Telmex and American Movil. He studied Engineering from National Autonomous University of Mexico, where he was simultaneously teaching Algebra and Linear Programming. He learnt the basic business strategies from his father. At the age of 12 he bought shares in a Mexican bank. He started his business through real estate, construction and mining business. He has been the Vice President of the Mexican Stock Exchange and President of the Mexican Association of Brokerage Houses.

3. Bill Gates: William Henry Bill Gates is an American Business tycoon. He is the former CEO of Microsoft and presently is the Non Executive Chairman of the same company. He founded the Microsoft Software Company with Paul Allen. He has a consistent ranking among the world’s wealthiest people. He was the wealthiest in the world overall from 1995 to 2009. Gates is the best-known entrepreneurs of the personal computer revolution though he has been criticized for his business procedures, which have been considered as anti-competitive.

4. Bernard Arnault: Bernard Arnault is a French Businessman, who is the world’s 4th and Europe’s richest person with a net wealth of $41 billion. Forbes has also tagged him as ‘the Fashion Person of 2011’. He did his high school from the Maxence Van Der Meersch High School in Roubaix and graduated in Engineering from Ecole Polutechnique. He joined his father’s company after graduating. He modified his father’s business by convincing him to liquidate the construction division of the company by 40 million French Francs. He changed the company’s focus to real estate. BERBARD Arnault was awarded by the French Legion of Honour.

5. Warren Buffett: The American business tycoon, investor and philanthropist, Warren Edward Buffet is widely regarded as one of the most successful investors in the world. He is often named as “legendry investor, Warren Buffet”. He is primarily a shareholder but also a Chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. He made his name in the list of World’s wealthiest people consistently. In 2011, he was named as the third wealthiest person in the world.

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Education System In India & Abroad

After the District Primary Education Programme (DPEP) of 1994, the govt. has now launched the “Sarva Shiksha Abhiyan” or SSA. Sarva Shiksha Abhiyan was launched in 2001 to universalize and improve the quality of elementary education in India.It has set 2007 as the deadline for providing primary education in India and 2010 as the deadline for providing useful and relevant elementary education to all children in the 6 to 14 age group.

American education system requires that students complete 12 years of primary and secondary education prior to attending university or college. This may be accomplished either at public (or government-operated) schools, or at private schools. These 12 years of schooling (or their equivalent) may also be completed outside the USA, thus giving foreign students the opportunity to pursue the benefits of the American education system.

I just cited an example of American system, in many countries like UK and western countries, the techniques adapted for teaching is more advanced than Indian system. In India Projectors are used only in higher education classes but the education system in abroad includes all the virtual techniques and more activities are involved in studies.

The education system in India is based on gaining knowledge about the details in books but it does not involve any personality development in children. The education system in India must include programmes for the personality development which should be main aim of education and all the concerned must be trying to achieve the target of personality development in each children.

The teacher must develop friendly relationship with the students. The involvement of health workers employed by National Rural Health Mission of government of India is appreciable which will help in reducing diseases spread among the children in school level. The Indian syllabus offer only limited subjects for higher education so students are migrating to abroad for higher education for a high cost and getting settled there if the Indian education system can include wide range of subjects and trained teachers then we can utilize our man resources to the maximum to compete against other nations.